There's still health and P.E. in college?

First, let me just say that I hate Thursdays. I have a butt ton of classes, which is no fun. But it is also just SO CLOSE to being Friday that you don't want to do anything, and that just isn't an option. Anywho...on Thursdays I have HES (health and exercise science). It's basically a health/P.E. class (you would think you would be done with that nonsense in high school...clearly not the case). The teacher is probably the funniest little man ever. He's about 5'5", super fit, glasses, and HILARIOUS. The students in the class are equally as comical as well. Throughout the course of this blog, I will be keeping track of some of his most memorable quotes. To get y'all up to date, here a few particularly memorable ones:

"When you're doing squats, you want to pretend your using the potty in China."

"Stress/Pain are kind of like porn, don't you think? You can't define them, but you know them when you see them."

When asked what body system stress does not effect..."Your arms?"

We had to list benefits of physical exercise. This is what one boy came up with:
Student-"Libido"
Teacher-"I'm not going to use any personal experience on that one, but let me just say that my son was born after I ran a marathon..."

I really hope these aren't those awkward "you had to be there" moments because I peed in my pantalones on all of these occasions, and I think Leila (shout out!) will back me up on that. Don't fret either if you found these as funny as I did...I'll keep you updated on my HES class antics.

Until next time...sorry for being a freshman.