First, let me just say that I hate Thursdays. I have a butt ton of classes, which is no fun. But it is also just SO CLOSE to being Friday that you don't want to do anything, and that just isn't an option. Anywho...on Thursdays I have HES (health and exercise science). It's basically a health/P.E. class (you would think you would be done with that nonsense in high school...clearly not the case). The teacher is probably the funniest little man ever. He's about 5'5", super fit, glasses, and HILARIOUS. The students in the class are equally as comical as well. Throughout the course of this blog, I will be keeping track of some of his most memorable quotes. To get y'all up to date, here a few particularly memorable ones:
"When you're doing squats, you want to pretend your using the potty in China."
"Stress/Pain are kind of like porn, don't you think? You can't define them, but you know them when you see them."
When asked what body system stress does not effect..."Your arms?"
We had to list benefits of physical exercise. This is what one boy came up with:
Student-"Libido"
Teacher-"I'm not going to use any personal experience on that one, but let me just say that my son was born after I ran a marathon..."
I really hope these aren't those awkward "you had to be there" moments because I peed in my pantalones on all of these occasions, and I think Leila (shout out!) will back me up on that. Don't fret either if you found these as funny as I did...I'll keep you updated on my HES class antics.
Until next time...sorry for being a freshman.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
The EPIC first post.
Alright guys, here it is. The first post. One of my friends, who shall remain nameless, has been pestering me to start this for a while now. I finally abided. And it feels so...so...important. There just seems to be so much pressure associated with THE first post. So I guess I'll just start this blog off by telling you guys a little about myself.
My name is Chelsea, aka C-Babs, and I am currently a college freshman. I am 6' tall.
Likes: Hugs (the candy, not the embrace), "The Office" and "LOST," THE Ohio State Buckyeyes, Germans, squirrels, big and comfy couches, Sara Beth (SHOUT OUT!)
Dislikes: Michigan Wolverines, the words "threshold," "cannot," "moist," "chunk(y)," receding hairlines, John Mayer
In this blog, I hope to give some insight into the life of college students, more specifically freshmen. Clearly, there isn't much more school year left, so in a few months (assuming I keep up with it for that long...I tend to lose interest with things fairly quickly) it will be about being a college sophomore. College is supposed to be the best four years of your life. I guess we'll have to just wait and see...
“You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does..." - Tom Petty
My name is Chelsea, aka C-Babs, and I am currently a college freshman. I am 6' tall.
Likes: Hugs (the candy, not the embrace), "The Office" and "LOST," THE Ohio State Buckyeyes, Germans, squirrels, big and comfy couches, Sara Beth (SHOUT OUT!)
Dislikes: Michigan Wolverines, the words "threshold," "cannot," "moist," "chunk(y)," receding hairlines, John Mayer
In this blog, I hope to give some insight into the life of college students, more specifically freshmen. Clearly, there isn't much more school year left, so in a few months (assuming I keep up with it for that long...I tend to lose interest with things fairly quickly) it will be about being a college sophomore. College is supposed to be the best four years of your life. I guess we'll have to just wait and see...
“You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does..." - Tom Petty
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